bone blog # 15

Everything is falling apart, no it isn't,. it just feels like that. The morning papers are interesting TIGGER FERGUSEN [carlos guzman, abagado, in love love n love again] was in the post. In gold lame mermaid attire, coney island is for mermaids not
condos, to bad ms. coney island 2006, herself, didn't make it. Glad to see somevodies working.

An additional note of interest, ticket prices at the tribeca "above ground" festival/ real estate conference will now set you back 18 smackeroos. i wouldn't pay $18 to see my own movie. We surmise, it's the grace hightower tax, for their new $30 million condo UPTOWN.

We did manage to do 1 pce of business, the after party, will be at bunker's spiritual homeland, 2 x 4's the old bar, bar at 2nd ave. n 4th st. right after the q n a, figure 10:30 pm for those who we'ren't able to acquire tickets at our sold out new york premiere. Just kidding there are tkts available as i write. call thalia.

We are still receiving critical acclaim in our hometown rag the village voice. Nathan Lee writes us up as surprisingllly spry, and also mentions the p word, poignancy, one of bone films favourite words. Though in general, he trashes the UNDERground festival, wonder wwhat his words will be concerning the tribeca real estate conference, [see abvoe] glowing, no doubt.

Anyways, still phoneless- trying to organize the new york premiere fr4om hoome will definitely get us in trouble.

c u tonite bonesters,

GLIMMER OUT.

bone blog # 14

The phone was ringing off the hook w/ "friends" trying to get on the guest list for oour NEW YORK PREMIERE of CELLULOID # 1 at the sparkling anthology film archives where the new york underground f.f. resides. That would be interesting if we had a phone which unfortunately it died while trying to upgrade to broadband. Being incommunicado - works really well with our long established feaqr of SUCCESS. Any inquiries - thalia harithas - 917-232-5566 - our always loyal, underpaid, immensly efficent workhorse. Off to a rousing start.

Special shout out to MO JOHNSTON head of the festival, who is currently carrying the whole festival on her attractive shoulders.

Slpeaking of attractive shoulders Julie Atlas Muz is not returning our calls again! She's alledgedly on vacatrion w her husband in las vegas, she swears she'll make an appearance tomorrow, in all her stunning glory.

long live the spirit of doris wishman - "each time I kill" is a mini masterpiece, for a 90 yr old feminist film maker she really nails teenage girl ENVY. r.i.p.

After the film we spent the rest of the evening desparately trying to get home, shocking reversal. Had to pick up my son whose plane was delayed, finally arriving after LAST CALL. we're in real good shape today.

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GLIMMER OUT

bone blog # 13

Bunker on the verge of being fired, the motherfukcer is too cheap to fixhis fone,
so I'm running bone film, all by myself. The web gal, PRincess is here, urging me to write
in this blog, . Which has been very productive. New - something is coming out in the village
voice next week, to coincide w/ our new york premiere at the N.Y. Underground film
fest at the anthology, tickets are still available as I write.
Bone magazine, first issue will be
finished for the festival, and an undertone of jealousy in the comments that we have been
receiving through the bone blog.
You know who you are.

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bone blog No.4

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The celluloid crew arrived last night, all bright n bubblly- that won't last.

Julie stuck into bonefilm hdqtrs in her white mink fur, her cellphone ring tone

"do u no the way 2 san jose" We proceeded to dress her 4 the evenin- she looked

stunning inher one legged pant suit - we sauntered to the nights festivity with our

recently purchased boom box [ from our new friends at the local pawn shop-their

coming tonight] STOOGE BLASTIN.

Of course, she caused her usual stir, there's alotta blonde door openers here - we

made our shameless grand entrance, almost succeeding in gettting thrown out of

the staid boring paragon bar. The high point of the evening, was steven baldwins

entrance, I suddenly noticed Ms Muz was no longer at our side. Using her considerable

mermaid skills she managed to stay under for 2.5 mns., meanwhile buck, recently

unemployed was really workin it - he looked really cute passin out his professional

actor business cards. Of course sindy raydene inching closer to her spiritual homeland,

tried to hop a bus to the napa valley! Shokin, with another successful evening underout

belts, while passsing thru a horde of admirers to make our timely exit. We spotted

julie atlas muz and steven baldwin still canoodlin on the sofa in the MIDDLE OF THE LOBBY.

She didn't return to the hotel til 5;30 am She claimed nothing happened

you do the math.



california lyning

later



p.s. world premiere 2nite stay tuned.

bone blog No.3

the bone blog reviews the 1st stooges album in 32 years!

The weirdness

1st listening - makes me feel like I'm 18 again.

the simplicity of the riffs is awe inspiring, makes me want to

go out and get in a fist fight, just for the hell of it.

of course singing this music at 60 is rather pathetic, but we're not gonna there

it's too close. LONG LIVE GARAGE BANDS By the godfather of detroit garage culture.

#1 trollin' - nice of him to quote celluloid #1, clayton beaubien the desperate troller of

the red carpet.

#2 you can't have friends - it's quirky n real

#3 atm pickin up the pace

#4 my idea of fun - very danceable

#5 the weirdness - romantic skank - make me wanna slow dance - come a little closer dear

***** stars - it's authentically honest - in our opinion- quite a steal for 8.99 at rasputin records,

also available on vynl

Went to a party at the vault, the festival was takin it's toll on everyone

including us. the hotel room reeks of puke - should be use to it by now.

we're started to get that layered look- cocktails n forgotten meals

our stars ** come today we're puttin them to work - hope they brought their

knee pads, they're gonna them, ours r lookin scabby.

off to the movies



california humping ... later

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